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'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.

Pururu finally arrives home. She was a bit exhausted from the hard work and worrying.

Keroro got up and went to the front door. He greeted her with a sweet smile and a rose.

She smiles and takes the rose. She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. She blindly closes the door with a hand. “You’re such a romantic kinda guy~ I love that about you~”

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her back. “Anything for you~”

"Should we take this to the bedroom?~" she purrs and puts the rose on the tablestand near them.

"Of course~!" He held her hand and took her to the bedroom.

she shuts the door behind them, blushing. she sits on the bed.

He smiled and sat down really close touching bodies next to her. He put his arm around her shoulder and kissed her on the cheek.

She smiles and then gently pushes him back into the bed as she kisses him.

He lovingly kisses her back and put his other arm around her. He gently rubs her back trying to give her a massage.

She purrs a bit. his hands were so soft..

He continued and rubbed his cheek against hers in little circles.

She purrs and her hand trails down from his chest down to his crotch.

He closed his eyes and moved his arms for a hug, giving her a little kiss.

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Salili loooked at it for a while.

It looked up at her.

"I’m not gonna bring my finger towards you again, lil’ fella." She said to it. "You remember what happened last time."

It blinked at her.

"You’re just one odd turtle…"

"What can you say? I try." A disembodied voice said.

"Huh??" Salili looks around to find where the voice is from

"Down here." It said.

She looked down…

The turtle stood there staring up at her.

Salili stared at that turtle in shock and confusion. “…D-did you just speak…?” she said.

"Of course! Who else is in the room?" It said.

Salili’s jaw dropped in awe and shock. It’s official; That turtle. Is. Talking…

"Are you ok?" It asked.

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'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.

Pururu finally arrives home. She was a bit exhausted from the hard work and worrying.

Keroro got up and went to the front door. He greeted her with a sweet smile and a rose.

She smiles and takes the rose. She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. She blindly closes the door with a hand. “You’re such a romantic kinda guy~ I love that about you~”

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her back. “Anything for you~”

"Should we take this to the bedroom?~" she purrs and puts the rose on the tablestand near them.

"Of course~!" He held her hand and took her to the bedroom.

she shuts the door behind them, blushing. she sits on the bed.

He smiled and sat down really close touching bodies next to her. He put his arm around her shoulder and kissed her on the cheek.

She smiles and then gently pushes him back into the bed as she kisses him.

He lovingly kisses her back and put his other arm around her. He gently rubs her back trying to give her a massage.

She purrs a bit. his hands were so soft..

He continued and rubbed his cheek against hers in little circles.

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Salili loooked at it for a while.

It looked up at her.

"I’m not gonna bring my finger towards you again, lil’ fella." She said to it. "You remember what happened last time."

It blinked at her.

"You’re just one odd turtle…"

"What can you say? I try." A disembodied voice said.

"Huh??" Salili looks around to find where the voice is from

"Down here." It said.

She looked down…

The turtle stood there staring up at her.

Salili stared at that turtle in shock and confusion. “…D-did you just speak…?” she said.

"Of course! Who else is in the room?" It said.

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'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.

Pururu finally arrives home. She was a bit exhausted from the hard work and worrying.

Keroro got up and went to the front door. He greeted her with a sweet smile and a rose.

She smiles and takes the rose. She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. She blindly closes the door with a hand. “You’re such a romantic kinda guy~ I love that about you~”

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her back. “Anything for you~”

"Should we take this to the bedroom?~" she purrs and puts the rose on the tablestand near them.

"Of course~!" He held her hand and took her to the bedroom.

she shuts the door behind them, blushing. she sits on the bed.

He smiled and sat down really close touching bodies next to her. He put his arm around her shoulder and kissed her on the cheek.

She smiles and then gently pushes him back into the bed as she kisses him.

He lovingly kisses her back and put his other arm around her. He gently rubs her back trying to give her a massage.

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'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.

Pururu finally arrives home. She was a bit exhausted from the hard work and worrying.

Keroro got up and went to the front door. He greeted her with a sweet smile and a rose.

She smiles and takes the rose. She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. She blindly closes the door with a hand. “You’re such a romantic kinda guy~ I love that about you~”

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her back. “Anything for you~”

"Should we take this to the bedroom?~" she purrs and puts the rose on the tablestand near them.

"Of course~!" He held her hand and took her to the bedroom.

she shuts the door behind them, blushing. she sits on the bed.

He smiled and sat down really close touching bodies next to her. He put his arm around her shoulder and kissed her on the cheek.

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'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.

Pururu finally arrives home. She was a bit exhausted from the hard work and worrying.

Keroro got up and went to the front door. He greeted her with a sweet smile and a rose.

She smiles and takes the rose. She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. She blindly closes the door with a hand. “You’re such a romantic kinda guy~ I love that about you~”

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her back. “Anything for you~”

"Should we take this to the bedroom?~" she purrs and puts the rose on the tablestand near them.

"Of course~!" He held her hand and took her to the bedroom.

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'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.

Pururu finally arrives home. She was a bit exhausted from the hard work and worrying.

Keroro got up and went to the front door. He greeted her with a sweet smile and a rose.

She smiles and takes the rose. She wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him. She blindly closes the door with a hand. “You’re such a romantic kinda guy~ I love that about you~”

He wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her back. “Anything for you~”

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'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.

Pururu finally arrives home. She was a bit exhausted from the hard work and worrying.

Keroro got up and went to the front door. He greeted her with a sweet smile and a rose.

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"Sure." he gives him the vaccine. "Now it’ll kick in in an hour."

"That’s great, thank you so much doc!"

"You’re welcome. Also, you’re free to go."

Heranini walks out with them “So want me to drive you both back home?”

Keroro shrugged. “If you want to. It doesn’t looki like he’s shivering any more, so he can sit on his own.”

"Well, Im sure pururu will be happy to see Keruru again" she smiles and drives them back home. "And here we are. Have fun dealin’ with her. Keroro~" she smirked and quickly kisses his cheek. "You’re a good dad."

Keroro blushed and smiled. “Hehe, thanks!” He got Keruru out of the car and he was able to walk.
Keroro decided to text Pururu. He he ended up sending a sext and accidentally sent it to his younger self.

'Keruru's fine, we took him to the doctor and he should be back to himself in an hour.'
'I can't wait to see you again. All I've been thinking about was holding your warm smooth body close and kissing your sweet soft lips. After we put them to bed I'll make it up to you, it'll be great I promise!'

keroro was laughing his ass off and text ‘I KNEW YOU WERE GAY FOR ME, ME. DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE INTO INCEST.’

'Damn it that was supposed to go to Pururu! Forget what I said little me!'

'DUDE OMFG HOW DID YOU MIX UP THE NAMES?? Seriously, that's such a fail! what if you accidently sent that to dad? Boy would he FREAK OUT!'

'I'm sure he knows Pururu and I have sex, we have children after all. lol do you want me to text him and ask for permission?'

'No, he'll think you're gay for him or somethin'. I don't know, i'm too high for this'

Keroro chuckled. ‘I’ll do it anyway. If things get bad I’ll just say I’m you.’
Keroro texted his dad.
'Dad, I'm planning on having sex tonight, is that ok with you?'

'DUDE NO!!'

'KERORO WHAT THE FUCK!! YOU'RE ONLY FIFTEEN!! THATS IT, WHEN I GET HOME YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!!' past hitler daddy texted back.

Keroro laughed. ‘Relax dad, I didn’t do it yet! I’ll just masturbate instead, jeez!’ Keroro chuckled and shook his head. He was having too much fun with this.

'Dont fucking tell me.. ARE YOU FUCKING THAT PINK HAIRED GIRL?? I SWEAR TO GOD KERORO OH MY GOD'

Keroro laughed his ass off now. He didn’t know whether or not to sell himself out for the lolz. ‘She looks like it’ll feel really good with her, don’t you think?’

'WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?? ugh.. Just tell me keroro.. Did you have sex with that girl?..'

The moment of truth. It’d be hilarious to say yes, but itd save him to say no.
'We rubbed our bodies together that's it, no real sex. I'm sorry dad, she's just really cute!'
"Oh, I’m going to pay for this!" He chuckled out loud.

'thats it. i'm gonna call kululu and have him keep her away from you. While you, mister, are grounded for FIVE WEEKS!!'

'Alright dad, I think I should tell you this is an older Keroro just pulling a cruel prank. I'll meet up with you if you don't believe me, just name the time and place.'

He went back and retexted Pururu what he meant to.

'Alright~ Thank god your younger self and his creepy girl didnt hurt him.. I'll be home in ten minutes or less~' Pururu texted back and added a cute little heart at the end.

'Great! See you then!' He texted back and smiled.
"How are you feeling Keruru?" He asked.
"Better…" Keruru responded.
Keroro took Keruru to his room and laid him down. He sat with him to keep him company. Eventually he fell asleep.