"What girl? Be specific, I might know her"
I think it might be that Pururu girl, but I seen him kiss that Mois person in his sleep!
He shrugs "So why do you like my older self? It's not like he notices you're desperately in love with me.. us.. um.. both me and him. It's obvious"
Well, I think he likes this girl, but I can be just as good if not better!
And Mr. Sergeant is the best guy ever! He’s hansom, smart, and does great things!
He rolled his eye, smothered the bong on the ground, and grabs Tamama's waist. He pushed him down on his lap. "See? Wasn't that hard" he huffs.
Gero? Well I guess I’ll leave you and me alone…
Remember Tamama, don’t fall for my tricks!
"Alright." he pats his lap, motioning Tamama to sit on it "C'maaan, sit on mah lap, cutie~"
*Tamama blushes and walks over. He’s unsure what exactly he should do with a Keroro that is around his own age*
"If you're confused, then let me be the first to tell you I have problems with having more than one boyfriend and girlfriend" he blows out smoke the other direction from them.
Yeah, I feel the same way. But I did have fun playing with myself, gero gero gero!
Well, you can’t date yourself, so maybe you and I….
He yelps in pain "OW." He stared then pulled out a bong and smokes. "Nice punch, cutie" he winks at Tamama.
*Tamama blushes and is now confused*
Now for the most nightmare-ish part for Tamama. High Keroro leaned forward and kisses his older self. ON THE LIPS. Ohhhh shits gonna go down..
NO! MY SERGEANT CAN’T HAVE MY SERGEANT! *Tamama charges little sergeant and punches them in the face*
Keroro seemed to notice and simply pushes himself and his older self out of the way. "Jeez. Guys got some anger issues"
ANGER ISSUES!? I DON’T HAVE ANGER ISSUES!! *angry pouty face*
"I like that~" HE FREAKIN KISSES HIS CHEEK.((OMFG I THINK TAMAMAS GONNA MURDER ME))
*Keroro hugs his younger self*
//he freaking LICKS HIS WHOLE FACE AND SAYS "You taste like green apple"
*Wipes his face off* Uh, thanks. It must be this new soap I’ve been using…
*Tamama stands by*